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About Me Member General Fiction Writer Max Tuchel16/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Revenge

By far my best written work... Ever. Also my personal favourite of my one-shot stories. Its about Tristan killing people. Hooray!

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The VeteransWe were soldiers once  we stood with our rifles, proud  those days have long passed The Veterans
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The SommeThree soldiers are sitting in a trench during the battle of the Somme. One is American, the other two are Australian. They share a single cigarette between them, cupping their hands to preserve the ember from the dirt raining down on them.   
Across No-Man's-Land is another group of soldiers. Two Austro-Hungarians and a German. They are leaning against the steel protection plate, relaxing despite the chance of a mortar hitting their position at any time. They have reached that point in the war mentality of just not caring because its better to die happy than worried.   
The American stands up slowly and the German sees the The Somme
by ~allthatwander
The FenceI have never been in direct sunlight.   
I was told to begin this story with an attention-grabber. There you go. I was born into a world that has no sun. The sunlight was extinguished ten years before I was concieved. We have ways of making plants grow, though. Apparently, before the war, rich women bought these beds that burned their skin darker. They ripped out the lamps in them and hung them in a room full of seedlings. Now we have huge warehouses full of lamps growing food for us.   
It doesn't really matter to me. I'm not one of the farmers in our community. There are only a few jobs one can have in New Eden, and I ha The Fence
by ~allthatwander
SpelunkingGlittering shards show  the bottom of the cavern  to be beautiful Spelunking
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Things I Want to Do With/To Zooey Deschanel

Sat Jan 9, 2010, 10:52 AM
  • Mood: Sympathy
  • Listening to: My cats
pretty much the entire movie 500 Days of Summer, minus the fighting and breaking up. These include, but are not limited to:
Playing the penis game in a crowded park in LA
"Shower sex!? Friends my balls!"
"I don't know how to tell you this.... but there is a chinese family in our bathroom." in Ikea
listening to Carla Bruni on the way to the movies
basically just having crazy fun

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I'm... Me. Thats about as much as I can describe myself. Ask around, you will get a few different opinions about me. Mainly: "He's awesome" and "He's a dick". Have fun with that! And remember, Favourites are brilliant, but Comments are even better sometimes.

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  • Current Residence: Right behind you. Seriously.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small!
  • Print preference: Matte
  • Interests: Photography, Music, Writing, Acting, Capeoria
  • Favourite movie: The Boondock Saints
  • Favourite band or musician: Queen, Imogen Heap, Owl City, Ely & Esso, The Hold Steady...
  • Favourite genre of music: Indie/Folk/Acoustic
  • Favourite artist: Monet
  • Favourite poet or writer: Robert Frost
  • Favourite photographer: Anyone who makes it look natural.
  • Favourite style of art: Photography
  • Operating System: MAC osx Windows XP Office
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic- 80gig
  • Shell of choice: Tough and made o' plastic
  • Wallpaper of choice: Awesomesauce
  • Skin of choice: Smooth as satin and naturally dark
  • Favourite game: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Brian Griffin
  • Personal Quote: "You can't earn Balls."
  • Tools of the Trade: OLYMPUS FE-190

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:iconsaphirereezer:
~SaphireReezer 2 days 18 hours ago
Hey, if you somehow get this before tomorrow, we were wondering if it would be alright to visit and if it is we have no idea where you'll be.
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*xXCutieTigerCubXx Jan 9, 2010, 1:57:35 PM
rofl, you sound like a funny person... according to your friends signature, you win radio contests... x'D

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Everybody knows theres a party at the end of the world :dummy:
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~parisbound-11 Nov 26, 2009, 10:07:41 AM
yola.

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“I am not afraid…I was born to do this.” - Joan of Arc
\"I cannot live without books.\" -Thomas Jefferson
\"Some people win wars, some people win hearts, I win radio contests.\"-My friend Max
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~trissey Nov 22, 2009, 9:07:25 AM
So Max, you win radio contests?
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~parisbound-11 Oct 23, 2009, 5:12:06 PM
WEll then... That was intense (LDR). Just glad it's not me... (hopefully?) ;P

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“I am not afraid…I was born to do this.” - Joan of Arc
\"I cannot live without books.\" -Thomas Jefferson
\"Some people win wars, some people win hearts, I win radio contests.\"-My friend Max
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